str8 first timer

Oh I’ll hit you up indeed; you had me at “use ur mouth!”
Sign me up for a date with this romantic…

“so tomorrow im free until 2 and hoping to find a nice regular guy to meet up with. cant host here but can travel so we can do car stuff or if u got a place. Im HIV – and disease free and u must be as well. i am twenty years old 6 feet tall 240 pounds 6uc dick got a girlfriend here so got to be discreet. Hoping to get a nice long blowjob and who knows what else. looking for someone my age or older but not more than 50. im hairy and i like that masc hairy types as well. you can be a sub bttm too so i can use ur mouth.

hit me up with some pics and lets set this up!” – Craigslist (men seeking men)

First, let me explain to you that 6 uc isn’t exactly a Pavlovian bell getting my mouth watering. It’s even better that you are offering some lucky guy the opportunity to do “car stuff” with shorty. While I am glad you haven’t restricted yourself to just masculine types, I am not sure your girlfriend will be so forgiving. I would have grave doubts regarding the veracity of a claim to being DDF from any sub bttm who answered this ad.